I was informed today that one of the legit musical pieces we were interested
in using for the MummerMan movie is going to be featured in a remake of the
1984 epic thriller Footloose! Besides my heart being ripped out and thrown
on the ground just to be danced on by John Lithgow, Kevin Bacon, Chris Penn
and don't forget horse faced Sarah Jessica Parker, Someone is actually
remaking this... ahem.. movie. I guess I should expect nothing less,
because the same company we contacted also owns the rights to that fudge
packer Michael Bolton's ENTIRE COLLECTION. That's right, there's nothing
like "When a Man Loves a Woman"... So just remember
You wanna dance- you gotta pay the band,
You wanna make money - YOU GOTTA PAY THE MAN!
And I will no longer be celebrating Michael Bolton's Entire Collection..
Because I say DAMN THE MAN!
Yaj Grebednav
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